Not content with being confined to a nursing home and having his arse wiped, pensioner-cum-comedian Andy Zapp has been firing off his quick-witted one-liners to anyone who’ll listen since 2011.
A regular on the London comedy circuit, Cockno-Taff Pole Andy has built up a rep for his madcap adult humour delivered via audacious double-entendres with the odd blues harmonica riff in between.
According to his other online bios, he’s living proof that you have to be old to be funny…
★★★★
What critics are saying…
“I’ve never seen anything quite like it”
– Mirth Control
“Hilariously funny, my face muscles ache”
– TNT
“Glorious old-school laughs, all natural, joie de vivre, utterly adorable”
– The Scotsman 2023
Fringe 2024 reviews
“Was a little unsure as whether to go to this show. Turns out I need'nt have worried. Extremely well written and delivered. Drawing on his very eventful past, he provides a funny side to life. You are only on this earth once, go see him and listen to his take on it.
I laughed and genuinely had a tear in my eye listening to his story. The poem he delivers is fantastic.”
– Gordon Meredith
“Love this guy, a cheeky old man with a glint in his eye, telling top draw bad taste jokes alongside fascinating stories from a life well lived.
Punchlines that come out of nowhere, and great little musical interludes. Like spending an hour with Johnny Rotten if he hadn't gone off the rails.”
– Mark Tomlinson
Andy Zapp at Laughing Chilli Comedy Club 2024
Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable - Andy Zapp
Got room for an old geezer?
Available for gigs in the South of England.
